AA Zone

Drivers who don't indicate until they actually start turning.
Uggh... are you deliberately indicating late to make sure that no other road user can possibly take advantage of the information, or do you just not understand what the word 'indicate' actually means?

Drivers who do 30mph when there is a 50mph repeater sign on every second lampost.
If you're not even aware of speed limit signs, what else are you not paying the slightest attention to?
People who do 35-40 are even worse because they also think they're speeding

People who think it's "safer" to drive 10-20 mph under the speed limit everywhere because they had a slight skid in snow 20 years ago.
Take some responsibilty for your own driving skills, please. If you're not confident driving at or near the posted speed limit under normal conditions, to the point where you are holding up a line of cars, you might want to consider further training, my friend.

Oh, and car drivers who have a crash once every two or three years, and have never ridden a motorbike, patronisingly telling me how "dangerous" motorbikes are. That may or may not be the case, but if you can't even consistently keep your CAR out of harm's way, you're not in a position to preach to me about bike safety issues.

Ahh... that's better.

If someone as room to undertake you, YOU are in the wrong lane

ChattyCathy, if everyone used both lanes up to the point of filtering in, you wouldn't have to sit in a such a long queue! One of my pet hates is the filthy looks and gestures I get when doing just this...

dont you just want to kill drivers for undertaking lol

1. 4 x 4 petrol eating road monsters, which are driven by erratic, wild-haired mums dropping their well-bred and completely bratty children off to school - particularly secondary schools, on main roads - i could pull up, wind down the window and let out a scream.

2. 4 x 4 petrol gobbling horrors driven by balding, tanned and leathery skinned men of a certain age, lurching up tiny urban roads with cars parked on one side, usully forcing me onto a pavement to get out of the way. They don't slow down. And they NEVER thank you!

3. BMW drivers in Sutton Coldfield, driving so closely behind me, i actually wonder whether they are attempting to mount my car in a bizarre twist of reproduction as seen on discovery channel/ bbc2 etc - cars are metal machines, they don't breed.

4. Mini-cab drivers...whizzing past as they overtake - i have seen passengers heads being whipped back as if supported by necks made of bendy straws, such are the erratic and unecessary speeds reached between one set of traffic lights and another. Also, the tail-gating, frankly astounding behaviour on roundabaouts, pulling up right in front of you without warning etc etc

5. Idiots who stop in traffic and block junctions rather than leave a bit of a gap to let cars in and out.

6. Souped up corsa's, micra's, and saxo's - i don't give a fiddlers fluff if you've got Axel Rose's own amp plumbed into your parcel shelf, when you're playing Pussy Cat Dolls latest abomination to music, it sounds sh*t. Shut it up.

7. Absolute gits around Walsall who know you need to get into the right hand lane to go right for the one way system, who refuse to let you in. And then, just to rub it in, at the last second verge off the the left and vanish around the corner, leaving you to brake sharply to avoid hitting them or ending up on top of the central crossing bit for pedestrians! Why??? Selfish bullies.